Definition of as pissed as a newt or fart in English:

(as) pissed as a newt (or fart)

British Very drunk.
See parent entry: pissed

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Word of the day bimble
Pronunciation: ˈbɪmb(ə)l
verb
walk or travel at a leisurely pace