Definition of as pissed as a newt or fart in English:

(as) pissed as a newt (or fart)

British Very drunk.
See parent entry: pissed

Get more from Oxford Dictionaries

Subscribe to remove adverts and access premium resources

Word of the day premonition
Pronunciation: ˌprɛməˈnɪʃ(ə)n
a strong feeling that something will happen …